Oh, Look, A Newbie!

Whenever I encounter a new noder, I ...

Think to myself, "another hunter captured by the game."
/Msg with a cheerful welcome, remembering I was a newbie once.
See if they have writeups, with my voting finger at the ready.
Groan inwardly, dreading a barrage of unsuitable writeups.
Am happy that our ranks are increasing.
Pay scant attention and go on with what I'm doing.
All of the above.
None of the above.