Findings:

• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If you would be seated
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• eternity would be boring
• A whimper would be fine
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would that I were a Poet
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That would be me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• You mean the me that you would be
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• it would be hilarious if only
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you would be so kind
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Mind without body
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• That I Would Be Good
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Things never were what they used to be
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• That Would Be Enough
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• They knew what our pain would be.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• I would know right away that it's you.
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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