Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""But Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.""

• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You say you want to help me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Nobody for me but you
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Please help me!
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• god help me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Starving in the greenhouse
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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