(thing) by nmx Fri Jul 06 2001 at 20:48:05

A pickup line which I would be very careful about using:

You: Want me to teach you how to make a 10 hour omelette?

Her: What's a 10 hour omelette?

You: Well, you take ten minutes to get everything together that you need... eggs, a skillet, some cheese, a bit of butter, some bacon, some ham, and maybe a few mushrooms. Then, you put it into the refrigerator, we go fuck for nine hours and forty-five minutes, and then come back and make two omelettes for breakfast.

YMMV on this one!

del.icio.us Facebook Digg StumbleUpon Reddit (I like it!) 1 C!
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.