4 step plan to getting laid

Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts	How to get people to leave you alone	Never Ignore Chatterbox	How to confuse psychologists
Making love	Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason	Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole	How to get a blow job
Online flirting will send you straight to hell	Elf needs food badly	That is not dead which can eternal lie	I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
Get your mind out of the gutter	BASEketball	We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing	Apples, oranges, and oral sex
naked	Why I dislike the term "making love"	She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.	You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
I like my coffee the way I like my women	Fish have no concept of fire	massage	a love letter expressly meant for your eyes only

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