Findings:

• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• every secret thing was made by some one
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• some say he was never here at all
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• When I was young Time had no wings
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I was once young and had a home
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I was raised by the French government
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• War is only fun on screen
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• All he left her was alone
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• all it cost him was a Penny
• I remember when all this was trees
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• What was stolen by someone else
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Was (Not Was)
• was
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Music was better in the old days
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Descartes was wrong
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• wa
• the seven hills of Rome
• The Walrus was Paul
• No Fun At All
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All the fun of the fair
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I changed by not changing at all
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• No shit, there I was
• Vancouver, Washington
• Kilroy was here
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• I had been hungry all the years
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• All Girl Summer Fun Band
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• The Fun They Had

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