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• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• she is evil, she should burn
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• You mean she can
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She Will Have Her Way
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• She approached me with some vague line
• She said
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• What She Said
• he/she
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• She smiles in colors
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Can I have a light?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Tools everyone should have
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• That's all she wrote
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Murder She Wrote
• She Moved Through The Fair
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• You can do anything
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• The man who can fix anything
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• She Walks in Beauty
• You can survive anything
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• She stopped and took a second look
• she
• She sells sea shells
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She Who Is
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• English As She Is Spoke
• She is why God is God.
• Surah 58 She that Disputeth
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• but with words we can create anything
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Noun: a rustling, especially of a woman's skirts
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• We have learned our lessons well
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Penis size and impregnation
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I should have danced with you
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• the dreams that should have died
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• consoles should have trackballs
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Movies that should have been books first

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