"Dude...I read somewhere that KISS really stands for Knights In Satan's Service. Yeah, it's like, totally true! And, like, AC/DC? That stands for After Christ, Devil Comes. I swear, man. But, like, that's just their religion, y'know?"

-- Stoner dude Quizro knew in junior high school, almost verbatim

The most insidious of all the allegedly satanic band names?

YES

WHY?

Because it is the answer to the question:
"Are you a satanic band in the service of the un-father?"

YES.

- age old conversation with thefez.