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• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
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• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Front porch, what should have been said
• The tattoo phenomenon
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• After the snow comes the grey wetness, the black ice, and the ice weasels.
• So the sheep will push back
• The Explosion in Back Bay Story
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I could have been one of a two
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• come back
• Avery comes back
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• The path we have been walking
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• What have you been smoking?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always been burning
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• Come Back Home
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• These are the days when birds come back
• Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• What Might Have Been
• And All That Could Have Been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The way things have always been done
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Could have beens, should have beens
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• AES may have been broken
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• As any fool can plainly see
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Language use in Lionel Rogosin's "Come Back Africa"
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
• Beck Comes Back
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• back story
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could I Have Been?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• you would have been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• It could have been me
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• what comes after dead
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Burn After Reading
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• maybe everything will work out after all
• What life after death will really be like
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• because I have given up any care
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Come Back (in Awhile)
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Come Back Salmon
• Liver, come back to me
• Lover Come Back
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• come back girl of the knife
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I may or may not have been naked
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I know I have been dreaming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source

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