Findings:

• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Watching people sleep
• Don't Sleep, There Are Snakes
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• i don't like christmas
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Swallowed, like sleep
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• People who don't read
• People don't flail when they die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't think I like your system
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't believe in people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• people who don't exist
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• insulting people you like
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• stuff white people like
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Treating people like literal robots
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• I don't see like you
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't like moving.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I don't think I like love
• I don't like my smile
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't encourage people to read
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't Sleep in the Subway
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• love like you don't need the money
• I don't like grass
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It's like you don't carrot all
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Capitalize, please
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I like to kick people with my fists
• sleep like a rock
• People Like Us
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Japanese people like to play games
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• don't care
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Look Back
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The fields, so vast and golden and brimming with untold wonder
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.

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