Findings:

• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Tell me a story about brains
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me a story about mains
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• different but equal
• Tell me a story about drains
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• There is a different time scale
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• but what's the moral of the story?
• Tell me a story
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Tell me a story about trains
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Laws Tell Stories
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The Library Book
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• same same, but different
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about flowers
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Tell me a story about rains
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• old books can tell more than one story
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• I'll Tell You a Story
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I could tell you some stories
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Being a dickhead
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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