Warning - raunchy language.

This was comedian Andrew Dice Clay's most popular joke. It got to a point where people would actually recite the whole Nursery rhymes in his show with him.

Examples:

--- Hickory dickory dock

some chick was sucking my cock

The clock struck two

I dropped my goo

I dumped the bitch on the next block

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Good ol' mother goose, remember her? I fucked her.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

both with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with 2.50.

That fucking whore.

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Mary had a little lamb

she kept in her backyard

when she took her panties off

its willy dick got hard.

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Yes, raunchy, yet hundreds of people would scream them at the top of their lungs in his shows.

Some of the better examples of Andrew Dice Clay's work are:

Three blind mice,
See how they run.
Where the fuck are they going?

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Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey fucked that one-eyed slut.

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Little Boy Blew
Hey! He needed the money.

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Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother in the ass
And she had you

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone

But when she bent over,
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!