Forget about REMOVING blood stains (see: Blood Stains (How to Remove)), anyone who's anyone knows that making them is much, much more fun -- sometimes even profitable.

Simply insert a knife in any part of the subject's body, repeat if nessesary.
Guns also create quite a gory mess, but are much louder.
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