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• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• How the heart really works
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• this doesn't work
• I just couldn't work like that
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Works like the train toilet
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• My aunt doesn't like them
• You like me, you really like me!
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What life after death will really be like
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But I Like You
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• War is hell but men like it
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• But what are they really thinking?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Sexist jokes
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• Like a really good sex
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Run Like Hell
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Like a Rolling Stone
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• When I get like this
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• literature like acorns
• Like the Sun
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• I Love Hip Hop
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• No Place Like Home
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• bad weather is like rape
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• just like mom used to make
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Talk like an Aztec
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• like water_root (category)
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Ripped like Jesus
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Fireflies are like stars on Earth
• Also I liked the kissing
• Like the Back of My Hand
• he smokes like a cello plays
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• This is really not a pipe
• Is Jerusalem really sacred to Islam?
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• Work Haiku
• When you work at a supermarket
• How The Internet Works
• How interactive fiction works (part 3)
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• Go Work In My Vineyard
• The Icicle Works
• Spirit Whose Work Is Done
• Health and Safety at Work Act
• The Complete Works of James Baldwin
• Works Progress Administration
• reasons why america shouldn't work
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Tastes like chicken
• Cake Like
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• joy is like curing hiccups
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• If the real world were like the internet
• Greeks like their women armless
• I do not like the radio man.
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Hard Rain
• All religions are not like Christianity
• Just like you
• Like a broken pencil
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
• How to Encourage Others to Like You

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