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• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Love and Death on Long Island
• The Love You Make
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Choking to death
• I love her backwards
• What makes her so cute?
• Death by Woman (user)
• make love
• You know our love will not fade away
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• She Will Have Her Way
• I will kiss her blemish
• the death of true love
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• If No One Will Love Me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• can the patient make love?
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Songs to Make Love To
• Will O' the Mill; Death
• I want to fall in love
• a better way to fall in love
• Do not fall in love with Laura and do not let Laura fall in love with you
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Tell Stacey I love her
• On the wire I will not fall
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The woman with her legs apart
• Death makes angels of us all
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• You can't make someone love you
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• This love will be your downfall.
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Love And Death
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Death Becomes Her
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• The Seneca Falls Declaration on Woman's Rights - 1847
• That frost will not fall
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• Fall in love with someone today
• Fall in love
• The Nymph Complaining for the Death of her Faun
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• I fell in love with her first
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• The Woman and Her Hen
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• woman and her husband
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• I fell in love with her fist
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• Her Headlights Illuminated a Death
• How to make love to a virgin
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• If there is a wise woman, it is her
• a woman I do not love
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• Final Fantasy: Love Will Grow
• feline allergies
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
• And burn, yet burning you will love the smart
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• My love will never die
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Let's blaze a trail through the trash and make love in the dumpster
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Through Death to Love
• The Will To Death
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Death makes me tired
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• you make me think of death
• How to Fall Out of Love
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Love The Sky To Death
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• To fall in love we must abandon ourselves to nature
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• blues and greens fall in love
• I could fall in love with Jersey at sunset
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• Falls in Love
• My love in her attire doth show her wit
• All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
• A woman and her Cock
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Tell Laura I love her
• What life after death will really be like
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I still love her (user)
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• A Woman of Her Tribe
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Bleed to Love Her
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• A hollow longing in her that will last
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Each month I love in her own way
• A woman of her times
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

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