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Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
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by
jessicapierce
Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:54:01
Woman, talking to
her daughter
. "
Janie
, did you
poo
? Janie, DID YOU MAKE A POO? JANIE! JANIE!"
pause
.
"WHERE DID YOU PUT IT, JANIE?!"
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