Born 16 June 1904, I was better known as a child as the Artful Dodger, a nickname given me by an early teacher, Gregor Samsa. My high school and college contemporaries included Holden Caulfield, Arkady Dolgoruky, Esther Summerson, and Stephen Dedalus. We each of us went our separate ways upon graduation, unfortunately. I spent a lot of time on my own, working on an autobiography I like to call In Search Of Lost Time; I managed to befriend a few people, though, despite my busy writing schedule, who go by the names of Henry Spencer, Tristram Shandy, Joseph Zuckerman, and Sir Denis Eton-Hogg. On 14 April 1981 I died.
Literature:
- Finnegans Wake
- Dubliners
- James Joyce :: Ulysses : INDEX
- Marcel Proust
- Thomas Wolfe
- Six Characters In Search Of An Author
- Rage Against The Machine's Recommended Reading List
- Full text works in Everything
- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
- Moby Dick (see writeup of Orange Julius for complete text)
- Thus Spake Zarathustra Part I Metanode
- Book Metanodes
- books that will induce a mindfuck
- The Waste Land
- Aesop's Fables
- The Works Of Plato
- Babbitt: Index
- John Irving
- Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie
- Everything Literature
- A Map Of Dante's Hell
- What is Postmodernism?
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- sketch comedy
- Monty Python (see Zach's writeup)
- men who judge women by their books
- Cheese Triangle Objectivism
- Troy McClure's Film Credits
- If Linux distributions were airlines
- Jesux
- funny UNIX commands
- AOL sux
- What Would Jackie Chan Do?
- you are not the literary genius you think you are
- The Skinhead Hamlet
- Several useful Latin phrases for students
- The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
- Star Wars = Allegorical Tale of Coming to Terms with Homosexuality
- Feature Request for Universe 2.0
- Seinfeld Episode Guide
- Obeying the speed limit as a form of entertainment
- The Jew, The Italian and The Redhead Gay