Findings:

• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• death i think is no parenthesis
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You have no power over me
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Where the streets have no name
• Don't say no
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Computers have no sense of time
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• We don't need no education
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Words Have No Meaning
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no idea!! (user)
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Our calendars have no meaning
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• When living we have need of Death
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Stoned music memories
• no death for you
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Kids have no concept of time
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Lord, have mercy
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Heart, have no pity
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• They have no bones.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I have no money and I must pay
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I don't have a television set
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• No, don't click that!
• Baptist jokes
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• So you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I dont no (user)
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You don't have any real problems
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• I have no faith in your God
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Californians have no soul
• No, but I'll have a beer
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Atheists have no support group
• I have no complaint
• I have no hair
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death

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