Findings:

• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• My first comet
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• Tell me a story about flowers
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Talk About Suffering
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• People who carp about their jobs
• So why talk about politics now
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about my contradictions
• See a man about a dog
• See a man about a horse
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• did you ever wonder (user)
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Tell me a story about trains
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• Tell me a story about rains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about mains
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• small intimate talk about nothing
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• who did this to me?
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
• All you ever did was let it happen
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Tell me about your secret places
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Tell me about your faith
• Let's talk about that
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The bored who complain
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Don't tell me about her
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• tell me a story about lesbians
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Talk About the Passion
• Tell me a story about drains
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• When to talk about religion
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Can We Talk About This?
• Talk about the weather
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Story about a man
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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