Findings:

• Capitalize, please
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't read
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• people who don't exist
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Death with Dignity
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• The other people who hate war
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Why people who jog live longer
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Talking keeps you in your mind. Silence is the royal road to God. Silence prepares you for death.
• cat haters
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• people who need people are just people who need people
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• telling people what they don't need to know
• When your mind races, who wins?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I don't believe in people
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who are not anarchists
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Music need not be popular to be good
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who love FTP
• people who wear camo
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People who carp about their jobs
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't encourage people to read
• Things people don't want to hear
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Dead links in writeups
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Taking things at surface value
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Two people who are not touching
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who died laughing
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Type A blood
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Arguments don't change minds
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• He Who Is Death
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• People don't flail when they die
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• play dumb
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• People who use Windows
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The bored who complain
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory

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