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• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• like you're blind but still can see
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Why does prostitution happen?
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
• Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker edit list
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I don't see like you
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• What do you want to see happen?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• So her hat does not blow away
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Superman is really Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne is really Batman
• I'd like some dreams too
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• Hot pursuit
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• What does your hometown smell like?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• So help me God
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Good help is so hard to find
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• SOS: Help for Parents
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• See Photo ID
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• What it's like to be in love
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Mandibular block injection
• But I Like You
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• War is hell but men like it
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Yeah, but still
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• and but so
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

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