Findings:
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you don't have to do this
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Baptist fear of dancing
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- Do what you have to do
- Why do children have to die?
- Why males have nipples
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have the time
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a television set
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- These papers do not show what I have done
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- we have a lot of work to do
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Baptist jokes
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- A reason to drink
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Stoned music memories
- Cats don't have brakes
- So you don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- What do I have of my mother's?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You don't have any real problems
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You don't have to remember my name
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- You, standing
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I do have some things to hide
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
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