Findings:

• Being a dickhead
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Show, don't tell
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I'm scared of my car
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm not racist but...
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• but don't take my word for it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it

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