Findings:
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- Nothing ever changes
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- like nothing ever was
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- seems like yesterday, seems like forever
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Does this ever go away?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Nothing seems real until it touches you
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Roller Derby
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- It seems like the right thing to do
- Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
- Nothing is as important as it first seems
- all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
- It seemed like a good idea at the time
- The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
- Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- did you ever wonder (user)
- Don't work at a golf course
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- The best teacher I ever had
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- oh ever so slowly
- Why I don't like enlightenment
- Work like you don't need the money
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- Diary of a dot-commer
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Parking warning
- The first dollar I ever made
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't like the drugs
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- Dead languages don't change
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Ebonics began with pirates
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- Will I ever know?
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Dick Green
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Worst episode ever
- I don't like moving.
- I don't think I like your system
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I don't like grass
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- It's like you don't carrot all
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Now more than ever
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Medgar Evers
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The worst name ever
- Unhappily Ever After
- The most beautiful computer ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- All that I am and ever want to be
- The best line I ever used
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- the hottest it has ever been
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- pointless HTML in email
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- The Best Feeling Ever
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
- I don't see like you
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- ...does the time always drag like this?
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Problems with E2 user poetry
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- If you don't like it, leave
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- love like you don't need the money
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Those Don't Sound Like Bats
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- i don't like christmas
- Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
- I don't think I like love
- The worst children's book ever
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- ever
- They all lived happily ever after
- happily ever after
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