I was smoking
pot with a bunch of
hippy dudes once, when one of them came out and said
this to me. Apperently, I was going on about some sort of
conspiracy regarding
squirrels, or something. I must have gotten a little
carried away, and started
ranting like a
raving lunatic. I suppose these
hippies just wanted to sit back and
keep on truckin', so I picked up my
melonberry cocktail snapple, thanked them for the
buzz, and left.