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Folgers Manager Switch Test	Decaffeinated coffee	Chock Full o'Nuts	cheap-ass
How the American flag got raped	coffin varnish	We've Replaced Your Freedom with the Illusion of Freedom	Cafe au Moncef
Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath	we've secretly replaced the Enterprise's dilithium crystals with Folger's Crystals	Tom Schiller	schvitz
Guide to getting up in the morning	Rockapella	A Series of Unfortunate Events	dilithium
Triangle sum rule	lead crystal	White Privilege	Maxwell House
Procter & Gamble	Coffeehouse	Pacific Ocean	Coffee

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