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- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
- 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- gay people in the South African army
- People want what they cannot have
- Famous drug addicts
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Glad to be gay
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Exercise addict (user)
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- we can all just be around other people
- Easier to be gay
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- Personality is defined by other people
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- The page cannot be displayed
- Glitter and Be Gay
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Choosing to be gay
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- cannot be again
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Drugs make people bad
- "Hunger: A Memoir of by Body" by Roxanne Gay
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- mental exercise
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- Going by the script when talking to people
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Music need not be popular to be good
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- What the American people want politics to be
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Information cannot be owned
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- play dumb
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- I don't need to be loved by you
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
- The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
- Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- People referred to by three initials
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
- I am addicted to TUMS
- hopelessly addicted smokers
- Addicted to Bass
- Born Addicted (user)
- Why care for addicts?
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Too good to be true
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
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