Findings:
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- much later, probably one whole minute has passed
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Being a dickhead
- Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I'm not homophobic but...
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm not racist but...
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
- Has Internet advertising lost its mind?
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- It's late, and I'm tired
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- How to find something which has been lost
- i'm late to everything
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- A flock of birds
- bird
- The Mynah Birds
- King of Birds
- Ant bird
- Baltimore bird
- Bird cherry
- Bird of paradise
- Bird pepper
- Bird's nest
- Bower bird
- Mino bird
- Sea bird
- Water bird
- Wheatsel bird
- Whidah bird
- Whydah bird
- Widow bird
- The Cat and the Birds
- Noises made by birds in different languages
- Surfin' Bird
- Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- The Birds and the Bees
- You are an animal on a big wet rock flying through space.
- A dead bird and a drunken father
- Geezer bird
- Names for groups of birds
- The frozen north will hatch a flightless bird
- Green Bird
- As Birds bring forth the Sun
- Why Do Birds Sing?
- The Birds
- The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
- Birds of America
- Stymphalian Birds
- Whence Comes This Rush Of Wings? (Carol of the Birds)
- Yellow Bird
- frigate bird
- Birds (user)
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
- The First Birds and the First Mammals
- The Bird of the Difficult Eye
- White Bird
- First Fiction: Birds
- Larry Bird Exception
- bird repellant
- These are the days when birds come back
- Bird shit on your head
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The Little Bird
- Sweet Bird of Youth
- Early Bird
- Conversation overheard between birds
- I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
- Looking for a Sunset Bird in Winter
- God gave a loaf to every bird
- squirt the bird
- Bird's opening
- Birds of Prey
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- Nighttime Birds
- Quetzal Birds in Love
- impossible birds
- Australian birds
- The Gertrude Bird
- bird (user)
- Boatswain bird
- Big Bird in Japan
- The Romans kept birds as companions
- The Dinkey Bird
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