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• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• did you ever wonder (user)
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Roller Derby
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The days of wonder have come at last
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Movies that should have been books first
• Wondered
• Wonder Wind
• The natural state of the human spirit is ecstatic wonder. We should not settle for less.
• ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The first dollar I ever made
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I've been smoking ever since
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• sharing the wonder
• Oh, the wonder of it all
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Worst episode ever
• The best line I ever used
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• Wonder Woman
• Small Wonder
• Archie Smith, Boy Wonder
• Boy Wonder (user)
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Was it ever there?
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• Ever Onward
• evers (user)
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Computers have no sense of time
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• A soft wonder bites her lips
• 8 Days Wonder
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Don't work at a golf course
• My most disturbing dream ever
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• does X have the buddha nature?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I have no idea!! (user)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• I could have been one of a two
• times when i have said: i wanted to write

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