Findings:

• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• What did you expect?
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I married him because he was not mean
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Christopher Lee
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He did very little harm
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Christopher Robin
• Christopher Alexander
• Christopher Durang
• Christopher Columbus
• Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
• Christopher Skase
• Christopher Tolkien
• Christopher Lloyd
• Christopher Wren
• Christopher Ward
• Christopher Reeve
• Christopher Marlowe
• The Log of Christopher Columbus
• Saint Christopher
• In Loving Memory of Christopher J. Salpino
• Christopher Lawrence
• Christopher Moore
• Christopher Wood
• Christopher J. Priest
• Christopher Robin Milne
• Christopher
• Christopher Lydon
• Christopher Isherwood
• Christopher Pike
• To Mr. Christopher Brooke: The Calm
• Christopher Guest
• Warren Christopher Vs. James Baker for the Fate of the Presidency
• Christopher Cockerell
• Christopher Vo (user)
• Christopher Hinz
• John Christopher
• Christopher Shy
• The Lives of Christopher Chant
• Christopher Blair
• Christopher Logue
• Christopher Gaze
• Christopher Stiphout
• Christopher Kimball
• Christopher Dean
• Christopher Buckley
• Christopher Eccleston
• Ollie Christophers
• Christopher Rowland
• Christopher Hewett
• Christopher Truswell
• Christopher McIntosh
• Christopher Gist
• Christopher (user)
• Christopher Judge
• Christopher Moltisanti
• Christopher Scott Seifert
• Christopher Newport
• Christopher Scott Cherot
• Christopher Monck
• Will Christopher Baer
• Christopher Monck, 2nd Duke of Albemarle
• Christopher Trace
• Christopher Bainbridge
• Christopher O'Riley
• Christopher Seton
• Christopher Pegge
• Christopher Scum (user)
• Christopher Middleton
• Christopher Ondaatje
• Christopher Hill
• Christopher Award
• Christopher Soames
• The Abominable Charles Christopher
• Christopher Berry-Dee
• Christopher Dagget
• Christopher Christie
• Christopher Caudwell
• Christopher Chattaway
• Christopher Columbus and the theological manipulation of the eclipse
• On Hearing of Christopher Hitchens' Death
• Christopher Paolini
• Christopher and Cosmas
• Christopher Atkins
• Christopher Sly
• Christopher Cherniak
• The Faith of Christopher Hitchens by Larry Taunton
• Christopher Thomas Knight, The North Pond Hermit
• Christopher Cross
• I know what you did last summer
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I still know what you did last summer
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• did
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Where did you get that hat?
• My first comet
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• what we did last night
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Let's not, and say we did
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• What did Jesus look like?
• I almost did it
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• More hips!
• How did we come to this?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
• What did you mean when you said...
• I know what you did in Texas
• Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• The train never did come that day
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• What I Did On My Vacation
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• England arrived late

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