Findings:
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- When I was ten years old
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- When the Year Grows Old
- shot of whiskey with a Ten year chaser
- Missed you by ten years - Sorry
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- food fight
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Ten years later my mother cried again
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- When he became an old man
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Ten Years Gone
- Ten Years and More
- we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
- Ten Years Behind A Bible, My Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
- Ten Years After
- I am eighteen years old
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- The Ten Bawdiest Metal Songs Ever
- The Ten Sexiest Metal Songs Ever
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- I've Never met a nice South African
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
- 16 year old
- Old chestnut: The oldest chestnut
- old chestnut: ten trees
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- One year old
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- 15 years old
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- The First Ten Years
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- Ten Years of Terror: The 2010 Halloween Horrorquest
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- So Much for the Ten Year Plan
- Death of an Eight Year Old
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- threescore years and ten
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- I've been smoking ever since
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Eleven
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- The rule of eleven
- The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Eleven
- They Were Eleven
- The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Eleven
- Aeneid - Book Eleven
- These go to eleven
- Eleven miles from Raleigh
- Winning Eleven
- Alexandria Eleven
- Major seventh sharp eleven
- Evensong blackbirds sing eleven songs backwards
- happily ever after
- Now more than ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- Tinker to Evers to Chance
- If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
- All I ever wanted to be
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Ever Onward
- The greatest drill command ever
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
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