Findings:
- How about that local sports team?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- You, standing
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- How to Win at Nintendo Games
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
- Winning a costume contest
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- An American in Tours
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to write about colors?
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to herd people in public
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
- imagine if helping those in need were a competitive team sport
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How To Think About God
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- Winning back your girlfriend
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to win a race
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to make sports games more fun
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to win back your soul in hell
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Win, place or show
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
- Buffalo sports teams are all cursed
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How about NO
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- People who carp about their jobs
- how about not (user)
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- How to win arguments
- How Liquid Paper invented the local news
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Winning a Guess-Your-Age contest
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How I feel about exams
- Weighted eight ball
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- 206
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to limit root logon to the local console
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How to win a knife fight
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
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