Findings:
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- My first comet
- Humane octopus killing
- Someone please kill me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- How to kill a Terminator
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- kill me (user)
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- United States Army Airborne School
- How we killed Borges
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- He taught me how to smoke
- How Do You Want Me?
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How to kill an eel
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- It kills me to watch them go
- Cheating in high school math class
- How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- How to create a high school band
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How to kill a mouse
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to kill a Sim
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- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to (nearly) link to external sites
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to kill a clown
- nearly blinded the high school principal
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How television car chases influenced me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- That which does not kill me...
- She kills me
- Surviving high school
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill a vampire
- Please Kill Me
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to kill brain cells
- kill me now (user)
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to DDoS your University's Engineering School
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- how to write
- How to calm a skittish horse
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- how to cook methamphetimine
- how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
- How do you know that name?
- How I got my username
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to abolish one of the United States
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How to Eat a Sandwich
- Female masturbation
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- A Time to Kill
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- how to breathe
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Kill your darlings
- How Long is a Chinaman
- My sand fleas will kill you
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
- How much is a pint of milk?
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Making a decent bomb threat
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- Fuck me harder
- How to NOT get towed away
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to be telekinetic
- You're not the boss of me
- How to clean a fish
- Little Green Bibles
- Fly Me to the Moon
- How a CD-ROM Works
- mini me (user)
- Ask Me Why
- Forgiving someone
- Experience has made me bitter
- How to master the Magic 8 Ball
- O Me! O Life!
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Gravity really gets me down
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- Your Pain Destroys Me
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- How They Came to Bunbury
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Pinch Me
- How to do a mouseover
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- How to hide
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- How To Meet Girls
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