Findings:
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Some better way to say goodbye
- Morris Day and The Time
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- time of day
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- An American in Tours
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
- 10 ways of sending a secret message without conventional encryption
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store
- The Observer 100 Greatest Novels of All Time
- A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
- how witches begin and end the day
- Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- One day at a time
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- how you spend your time is what you become
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- 100 days ministry
- How I envision my first day of college
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- The best time of day to node for maximum XP
- Days or Years
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
- Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to time waste at work
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- Milky Way Day
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- 10 Ways of dealing with Stepchildren
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
- 10 ways of dealing with divorce
- Goodbye, Halcyon Days
- fool every time every day i
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- The Time Machine - Chapter 10
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- I read my life story twenty times a day
- How effective is John Donne's poetry?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- how Wiener found his way home
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Day Out of Time
- How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years
- You, standing
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
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- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to herd people in public
- Overused chord progressions
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