Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Helping people cheat
• Find someone who...
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• find someone who dreams of you
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• let me know who you are now.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• never know who told it best
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Who Knows One?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Half-sour pickle
• He'll never know what he's missing
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Men Who Dig Up History
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• No One Knows Who I Am
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• a woman who knows nothing
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Who can know it?
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• We know who you are
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• To those who know who they are
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Dead links in writeups
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• find a penny, pick it up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• wake up and find her still there
• Who made Hell?
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Love, it's who you know.
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• One who knows does not speak
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Eye contact at a distance
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You Know Who (user)
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• i just want to know who i am
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• who knows (user)
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• How to find north
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• let love find you
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Find the Lady
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• And there find God in everyone
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment

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