Findings:

• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The Wizard of Id
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• state ID
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Lewiston, Idaho
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• id Software
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• id est
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• ID badge
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I'd rather read a book
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• id (user)
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Jabber ID
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• IDS
• id Anthology
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Know your pets
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I love you but I have to let you go
• tell me what you have in your heart
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'd
• Fake ID
• id
• Caller ID buffer overflow
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• I'd elope if I were you
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Corporate ID Cards
• referral ID
• Pure id (user)
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• ID Parade Blues
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• wish i'd thought of it
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Being a dickhead
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Khaled Islambouli
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• session id
• Caller ID
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• student ID
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant

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