• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• give me one night to show the savage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Be gentle with me
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• How to scream when no one is looking
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Don't be an IM phantom
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• i always sound irish when i'm trying to be charming
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• No one can be in two places at once
• Make me one with everything
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Looking for one thing, finding another
• Be a model or just look like one
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Look siad me Be like me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Make me one of you
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• If your wish be to close me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Let me be your fantasy
• Rebeca Martinez
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• That would be me
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• No one touches me
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• They grow up. No one told me.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm looking for a friend
• Stop looking at me
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm not in love, set me free
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Have One On Me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy

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