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• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• My Mistress's Eyes Are Nothing Like the Sun
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• It's like that scene in Superman
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• like fireflies in the dark
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• The Way of the Creating One
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm not lovin' it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• like this
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Like Water for Chocolate
• Like no place else
• crazy like a fox
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I feel like a rock star
• Everything is like a river
• built like a tank
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• As You Like It III.i
• Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
• A kind of calm like no other
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• giggle like a schoolgirl
• She must be what cocaine is like
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• It clings to her like dedication in the rain
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• i like men_root (category)
• See? It likes me!
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm only emo on my days off
• I'm Your Moon
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Like Cockatoos
• Urinating like a woman
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• Dancing like a crazed baboon
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• It tastes like burning
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• singing like nobody is there
• Sounding like a child
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• Works like the train toilet
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I like the color of your skin
• Loves me like a bottle
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Down like a prom queen
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Bleed Like Me
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• Like an owl among the ruins
• I like my wheat with chaff
• I Like Being Killed
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• American research history on creating a nuclear powered aircraft
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest somone drop a torch.
• out like a light
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Why men like lesbians
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• Like a Virgin
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Bark Like A Dog
• Dreams are like water
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Like I Love You
• In Like Flint
• I wish I could burn like god
• ...Neuroses, like dust (the locust of religion).
• E2 is like a hamburger joint
• he likes to watch you walk
• What It's Like
• Dissolve like dreams.
• the time I felt like a real man
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• The skill set for creating fake celebrity porn
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad

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