Man: I would like some onion rings please, and some. . .

Woman: You do NOT need onion rings. You are going to clog your arteries and die, and then where will I be? That's right, I will be alone with the kids, and they won't. . .

Man: Oh stop PMS-ing.

(How sensitive)

Woman: I am not PMS-ING, I am just hormonally imbalanced.

Man: I was thinking more along the lines of "fucked up."

Woman Grabs baby out of man's arms and leaves the store crying

Woman: I am leaving.

Man shrugs

Man: I'll have some onion rings please, and. . .

Woman Re-enters and stands quietly at mans side

Woman: You have the keys.