Findings:

• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I am so fucking happy
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I can't stop drooling
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• stop adoring from so far away
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• I can't stop torturing myself
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• We Can't Stop
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• So happy she drools
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• iam so happy (user)
• Stop Your Crying
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so tough
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Why she stopped crying
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm so sorry
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• stop being so English
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Can't Stop The Music
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• I can't change
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• We need to stop this
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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