Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've been hit by a train Mr. Ladlow. I'm okay but it's very contagious."

• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I've frequently not been on boats
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've been waiting forever
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I've been trying to count the stars
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I've been a woman for too long
• I'm not homophobic but...
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not racist but...
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I've Been Tired
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Mr. Butts
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I've been shot!
• I've been working on my homework
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been searching
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• I've Never Been to Me
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I've been smoking ever since
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• but it's been promised to another
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I've been here for 5 hours
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Being a dickhead
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• Love cookies
• I’ve been completed
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.

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