Findings:
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I have lots of gay friends
- you have never been safe
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Am I gay?
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Khaled Islambouli
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- The path we have been walking
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- In Spring I Look Gay
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Could I Have Been?
- I may or may not have been naked
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- gay panic
- Gay Nineties
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Evolution has never been observed
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- And All That Could Have Been
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Gay priest
- Gay
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Give equal rights to gays
- Anonymous gay washroom sex
- Ambiguously Gay Duo
- I'm gay
- The Gay Blade
- gay culture
- Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- i've been changed, and i am starving
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- I know I have been dreaming
- I have always been burning
- What Might Have Been
- Why I've never been ice skating
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- AES may have been broken
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- It could have been me
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I have just been shot
- Names have been changed
- Have you been a dad today?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- i have been burning for so long
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Gay men
- Big Gay Al
- He's been places they have not.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- gay smurf
- gay friend
- Gay for pay
- Gay porn
- gay friends
- Gay militant radical
- Gay Pride
- gay geek
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- gay ghetto
- Is Jeeves gay?
- Gay Rodeo Association
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- it never thunders here i am jealous
- What have you been smoking?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- you would have been
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- I am never alone
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I've Never Been to Me
- Never Been Kissed
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- The way things have always been done
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- love like you've never been hurt
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Oceania has never been at war
- I appear to have been misinformed
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Movies that should have been books first
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- I could have been one of a two
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I could have been Canadian
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
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