From the Woody Allen film Take The Money And Run. Inept bank robber Virgil Starkwell hands a hastily-scrawled holdup note to the teller. Baffled, she reads it aloud:

"Please put $50,000 into this bag and abt natural, because I am pointing a gub at you."

"That's 'gun'. I'm pointing a 'gun' at you."

"No, no, that's definitely a 'b'."

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