I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time

How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant	There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls	Using keyboard LEDs for something useful	The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
Remember I'm awful, in love with you	Trade your cosmetics for science books	Pretty dress, ugly girl	Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
I made an old man cry	Denied an existence as beautiful and unique snowflakes	Why is high school so horrible?	Rumiko Takahashi
How to save money and help the earth too	All drugs and words and ink	I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't	Everything women respond to Webster 1913
Ashtavakra Gita	Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?	Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers	Richard Dawkins
Tire swing low, bittersweet chariot	The End of Pop-Crap as we Know it	May 29, 2002	Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.

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