Findings:

• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• How to pick up a dime with a forklift
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• You Can't Have Mary
• For God's sake, just have another election
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Watch whose money you pick up.
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• This is why we can't have nice things
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• because I have given up any care
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• find a penny, pick it up
• pick up line
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Her hair, tangled
• I can't wake up
• if I can't have silence
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• When you just can't win
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• just to have some human contact
• People have fucked up before
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have made up a name for my disease
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• 'just woke up' voice
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• pick up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Pick it up
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• How to pick up men
• Local publications I picked up in Toronto
• Pick up Sticks
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• How to pick up women
• The Pick Up Line
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• How to pick up Sheilas
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• Pick up a tail
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Can't we all just get along?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• there are some just can't take life easy
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Baptist fear of dancing
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I have just been shot
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• you can't have it both ways

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