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• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've been smoking ever since
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Ski piss
• I've been a woman for too long
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• How long have you been in love with her?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I've been trying to count the stars
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I've Never Been to Me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• I've been dead a long time
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• He taught me how to smoke
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• Where you can't find me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Can't change me
• You learn to worship what you can't forget
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• Can't you hear me knocking
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• He's been places they have not.
• I've been searching
• You know you've been away from home too long
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Why I've never been ice skating
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• I can't remember our last kiss
• I know. I can't remember.
• How to find something which has been lost
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• It could have been me
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• I've been expecting you
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been waiting forever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• it's been a long time
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• i have been burning for so long
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Since U Been Gone
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• How not to faint when you can't move
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I’ve been completed
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• I've been here for 5 hours
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• I've been on the net (user)

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