Findings:
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- Would you like to know more?
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- if I had known then what I know now
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- Something that may have changed my life...
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Questions I have had today
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Something I Can Never Have
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I didn't want to know that
- He had something to say. He said it.
- Attention must be paid
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- You stole what they would have given you
- some boys need a little more attention
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What pornos would have us believe
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I have more stories about trains for you
- I know I have been dreaming
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- The beginning was the end
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
- you would have been
- I have never felt more alive
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Art has an actual purpose
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- They didn't have the heart
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- We have had enough of your beige
- I Know What You Had For Breakfast
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I was once young and had a home
- I didn't know what to say
- if you have had your midnights
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I Didn't Know
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
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