Findings:

• Baptist jokes
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a television set
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Dead languages don't change
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Arguments don't change minds
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• but don't take my word for it
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• They Have a Word for It
• you don't have to do this
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• You don't have to remember my name
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• So you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• don't try to find words
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• don't say the words
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Words Have No Meaning
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Words that only have one context
• Words have power
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You don't have any real problems
• some things change, and some things don't
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• have you found the words to save her?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Can things really change?
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• change of course
• Coltrane Changes
• pressure change
• climate change
• Judge of the Change
• partial water change
• Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• plus ca change
• A change of seasons
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• How things change
• Change Purse
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Ginny successfully changes the subject
• Change (user)
• percent change
• amulet of change
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Change War
• Futaba-kun Change
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• When life changes forever
• Real Change
• power change
• Changes In Marital Status at the NSA
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Force of Change
• Emergency lane change
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Sea Change
• You must reboot your computer for the changes to take effect
• Quick Change
• change request
• If we fall behind, just change the color.
• line change
• What can change the nature of a man?
• Cambridge Change
• The more things change...
• embrace change
• allosteric change
• Villanelle of Change
• change your life
• Herbs for provoking change
• Keep the Change
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• The only constant is change
• Changes in Southern British pronunciation
• chump change (user)
• Stasis, Change and Atoms in Ancient Greek Philosophy
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Regime change begins at home
• The Winds of Change
• Dummy ESN Change
• Proposed changes to the current democratic system

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