Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I was once young and had a home
• Questions I have had today
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Death has entered my life once more
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I once had a cavity
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Life vs. Music vs. Computer Science; Go.
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Life expectancy of computer hardware
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A conversation I had with myself once
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• Now my computer system is alive
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• We have had enough of your beige
• Life of a computer scientist/engineer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• if I had known then what I know now
• if you have had your midnights
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I Once Had Wings
• I had a brother, once
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Stoned music memories
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have become furniture in your life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I might have, once.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Full of Life Now
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Where Once Life Was
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Computers have no sense of time
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Once a danger, now safe
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• computer graphics
• Paint your computer
• computer industry
• computer go
• Computer Engineering
• computer chip
• Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution
• Royal McBee Computer Corp.
• Computer program
• We were Rome once
• Computer Associates
• computer programming
• super computer
• computer security
• computer security engineer
• Free computers
• personal computer
• FTL Computer
• Computer naming system
• computer screen
• computer model
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• The very first computer bug
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• computer system
• How to recycle a computer properly
• Guide to cheating in computer games
• dumpster diving for computers
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Small Computer System Interface
• This is my computer
• computer illiterate
• Sexual reproduction of computer code
• computer confetti
• Computer crash
• TRS-80 Color Computer II
• Computer cryptography
• Naming Windows computers
• Cosmos Computer Music
• computer illiteracy
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Computers are holding me hostage
• computer humor
• Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
• The computer is not a medium
• How to build your own computer
• quantum computer
• How to buy computer parts
• Computer Graphics: Principles and Practice
• Computer Graphics Bible
• Computer Problem Report Form
• A Computer Prayer
• how my computer nearly killed me

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