Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I had no idea, for you see I have been living on Mars, for the last decade, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears"

• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have no idea!! (user)
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• See eye to eye
• Names have been changed
• What have you been smoking?
• When the eye of day is shut
• My eyes see not your sights: The Awakening and traditional views of femininity
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• As far as the eye can see
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• He's been places they have not.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• If you could see her through my eyes
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Movies that should have been books first
• you would have been
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What Might Have Been
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Eyes Wide Shut
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• The Hills Have Eyes
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• she had mood ring eyes
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• AES may have been broken
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The way things have always been done
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• I could have been Canadian
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• you've been living in a dream world
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• i have been burning for so long
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• no fur, no ears
• Why we have two ears
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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